What did you do Ray? On the 15th of January 2009 Janis Krums of New York was food porning her toasted cheese sandwich for Twitter when she spotted US Airways Flight 1549 parked up on the Hudson River so she posted a picture of that instead. At the time she nor anyone else could have … Continue reading How Twitter Destroyed The World
In April 2015 Evil Billionaire Bill Gates gave an eight minute Ted Talk on an impending pandemic and how the world wasn't ready to deal with it. Some found the content almost as disturbing as his whiny squeaky public speaking voice but thought no more of it. Then in October 2019, the Gates Foundation backed … Continue reading PLANDEMIC
Ironically, those panic buying toilet paper lack the brains to wipe their own arse.
Here's a radical idea... Fuck climate change! I'm sick of both sides of the argument to the point of wondering if humanity is actually worth saving. From the start I've been in awe of the stupidity of the climate sceptics, especially those who think climate change is some sort of bizarre conspiracy contrived by the … Continue reading Climate Change Sucks Balls
I had given up attempting to comment on the "sensational" news stories that gets the internet buzzing not because I don't have amazingly insightful opinions into this sort of distracting, meaningless dribble it's just that I'm a painfully slow writer and the bandwagon's usually sailed by the time I get anything of substance finalised. I … Continue reading Storm in a Teacup or Cyclone Folau
Remember back in the day when they were called service stations for a reason. You'd roll up to a typically vacant petrol bowser where an enthusiastic attendant would materialise at your window and chirp, "How can I help you Sir?" - "Five bucks super thanks mate." And off he'd go, locking the nozzle in … Continue reading THE Social Barometer
Recently a mate of mine confided that his daughter, who just started Uni, has come out as genderqueer. I didn't know what to say, mainly because I had no idea what the hell he was talking about. But as people don't typically confide in me because I'm immature and easily distracted I decided to … Continue reading I Don’t Know My Gender
And I really don’t know where it came from or why I do it. Well I do know why I do it… For effect… As an ironic or sarcastic pause or just a break in the text to give the reader time to allow the magnitude of what I’d written to sink in… Yeah I know right, I’m full of … Continue reading I’m a chronic ellipsis-abuser…