There's a lot about getting old I don't mind, some things I even like, but it's not all beer and skittles. I recently mentioned to my doctor during my last regular old person check-up that the missus reckons I'd sometimes stop breathing in my sleep and she'd "have to" horse kick me in the kidneys … Continue reading Sleep Clinic “Nightmare”
Author: Jack Yakovich
Nobody Aspires To be A Dental Hygienist
Who the fuck aspires to be a Dental Hygienist!? Surely this is a job stumbled into through circumstance not ambition as I'm certain that the one I just visited harbours some deep seeded frustration with either herself, society or both. Even when she beckoned me from the waiting room, her tone may have sounded cheerful … Continue reading Nobody Aspires To be A Dental Hygienist
Bacon & Eggs on Toast???
This morning I popped into the my usual café for a catch up and breakfast with a mate and noticed some drastic staff changes. It may be under new management or something as when I asked for my usual, "Large flat white and bacon and eggs on toast, fried.", the lass behind the counter looked … Continue reading Bacon & Eggs on Toast???
How Twitter Destroyed The World
What did you do Ray? On the 15th of January 2009 Janis Krums of New York was food porning her toasted cheese sandwich for Twitter when she spotted US Airways Flight 1549 parked up on the Hudson River so she posted a picture of that instead. At the time she nor anyone else could have … Continue reading How Twitter Destroyed The World
In April 2015 Evil Billionaire Bill Gates gave an eight minute Ted Talk on an impending pandemic and how the world wasn't ready to deal with it. Some found the content almost as disturbing as his whiny squeaky public speaking voice but thought no more of it. Then in October 2019, the Gates Foundation backed … Continue reading PLANDEMIC
The Great Toilet Paper Caper
Ironically, those panic buying toilet paper lack the brains to wipe their own arse.
Climate Change Sucks Balls
Here's a radical idea... Fuck climate change! I'm sick of both sides of the argument to the point of wondering if humanity is actually worth saving. From the start I've been in awe of the stupidity of the climate sceptics, especially those who think climate change is some sort of bizarre conspiracy contrived by the … Continue reading Climate Change Sucks Balls
Storm in a Teacup or Cyclone Folau
I had given up attempting to comment on the "sensational" news stories that gets the internet buzzing not because I don't have amazingly insightful opinions into this sort of distracting, meaningless dribble it's just that I'm a painfully slow writer and the bandwagon's usually sailed by the time I get anything of substance finalised. I … Continue reading Storm in a Teacup or Cyclone Folau
THE Social Barometer
Remember back in the day when they were called service stations for a reason. You'd roll up to a typically vacant petrol bowser where an enthusiastic attendant would materialise at your window and chirp, "How can I help you Sir?" - "Five bucks super thanks mate." And off he'd go, locking the nozzle in … Continue reading THE Social Barometer
I Don’t Know My Gender
Recently a mate of mine confided that his daughter, who just started Uni, has come out as genderqueer. I didn't know what to say, mainly because I had no idea what the hell he was talking about. But as people don't typically confide in me because I'm immature and easily distracted I decided to … Continue reading I Don’t Know My Gender