There's a lot about getting old I don't mind, some things I even like, but it's not all beer and skittles. I recently mentioned to my doctor during my last regular old person check-up that the missus reckons I'd sometimes stop breathing in my sleep and she'd "have to" horse kick me in the kidneys … Continue reading Sleep Clinic “Nightmare”
Nobody Aspires To be A Dental Hygienist
Who the fuck aspires to be a Dental Hygienist!? Surely this is a job stumbled into through circumstance not ambition as I'm certain that the one I just visited harbours some deep seeded frustration with either herself, society or both. Even when she beckoned me from the waiting room, her tone may have sounded cheerful … Continue reading Nobody Aspires To be A Dental Hygienist
Bacon & Eggs on Toast???
This morning I popped into the my usual café for a catch up and breakfast with a mate and noticed some drastic staff changes. It may be under new management or something as when I asked for my usual, "Large flat white and bacon and eggs on toast, fried.", the lass behind the counter looked … Continue reading Bacon & Eggs on Toast???
I Don’t Know My Gender
Recently a mate of mine confided that his daughter, who just started Uni, has come out as genderqueer. I didn't know what to say, mainly because I had no idea what the hell he was talking about. But as people don't typically confide in me because I'm immature and easily distracted I decided to … Continue reading I Don’t Know My Gender
I’m a chronic ellipsis-abuser…
And I really don’t know where it came from or why I do it. Well I do know why I do it… For effect… As an ironic or sarcastic pause or just a break in the text to give the reader time to allow the magnitude of what I’d written to sink in… Yeah I know right, I’m full of … Continue reading I’m a chronic ellipsis-abuser…